When my future husband wakes up in the morning he’ll see me naked, cooking bacon and smoking blunt with another one already rolled for him.
He’d have to settle for waffles.
According to the Law of Conservation of Mass, matter can neither be created nor destroyed. This means that all atoms are recycled over time. Which in turn means that our own atoms are ancient as well. One’s skin could have carbon in it from a meteorite or from a trilobite thousands of years old, and your blood could contain hydrogen from earth’s original atmosphere.
BILL BILL BILL BILL!
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Sippin’ on coke and rum. I’m like so what, I’m drunk. It’s the freakin’ weekend, baby I’m about to just keep studying, I have a final on Monday.
Dogs devil worshipping in public.
this’ll get rid of moon moon
you can never get rid of moon moon
Soon the hell hounds will enter through the portal and moon moon will begin to takeover the earth.
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